4 U

Man daily sent Rose 2wife
1day he died
Still his wife rcvd rose evryday
C was shockd n askd florist
He said-
Ur hubby paid advance 4 whol Lyf.

4 U

Ek phul ki tamanna ki thi kabi,
Kash vo DAAL jhuk jati to kya tha?

Zindagi ke kisi mod pe jab HUM sath the,
Kash zndgi wahi RUK jati to kya hota

4 U

Zina chahta hu pr zindgi raas nhi ati,
Marna chahta hu pr mout pas nhi ati.

Bahut udas hu is zindgi se,
Ye kismat h k tadpaane se baaz nhi ati.

4 U

KAsh yeh dil shishe ka bana hota,
Chot lAgti to beshak fannah hota.

Par sunte jAb wo awAz iske tutne ki,
Tab unhe b apne guna ka ehsAs hota...

4 U

I Giv up my shoulders 2Cry
Hands 2hold u
Legs 2walk wid u
Bt i cnt gv u my Heart 2u coz itz already urs..
Luv u.
-

4 U

Bahut muskil se kal ki raat guzari he,
Kuch tanha par kuch khas guzri he.

Na neend aayi na khawab koi,
Bas aap k khayalo k saath Guzri He...

CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO MERI

Aapne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rhe,
apne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rhe,
Apne HANSI churai HUM khamosh rhe,
But Its 2 much yaar CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO MERI.

dhire se Bolegi MIYAAOO

Vo Reshmi Baalo wali,
Bhuri Ankho wali
Komal hatho or Narm pero Wali,
Matkti hui Andhere Me
Apke paas ayegi
or

dhire se Bolegi
MIYAAOO.

Wah Wah

Aapki tasveer banate-banate adhuri reh jaati he

Aapki tasveer banate-banate adhuri reh jaati he

Kabhi Singh to kabhi punchh reh jaati hai!

Height Of RecessioN

Height Of RecessioN.,
.
.
.
.
You Swipe The Card
N
BaNk A.T.M MachiNe Shows This Message
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
"AGEY CHALO BABA."

ap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

ap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobile K Saath Dafnana
Network Milega To Kabar Se B
Sms Bindaas Karenge

hottest kiss

Sweetest kiss- On the 4head!

Loveliest kiss - On cheeks!

Most
& the hottest kiss

?

?
?
?
?
?

?
On ur vehicle's silencer.!

Santa-Banta

Sn-mere biwi ne muze pareshan
ki He bar bar kehti he muze bacha chaheya
Bn:to
Sn:Me male hu yaar

Clasic example 2 prov girls r selfis

Clasic example 2 prov girls r selfis
wen i was a kid so many girls
wanted 2 kiss me,
i allowed.
now i want 2kiss so many girls,
but they dnt allow

Jo mujhe bhool jae

Jo mujhe bhool jae
Uska mobile tut jae
Charger jal jae
sim lock ho jae
Local call par STD ka bil aaye
Local area me b roaming lag jae

ha ha ha

Bhoot ka beta apni ma se bola:ma mai kitna Daravna hu

Ma boli:beta jyada ghamand acha nahi
Abhi tune
msg padhne wale ko
nahi DEKHA !

Even Networks Cant Stay Without FRIEND

voda( F (one
Ai( R (tel
Virg( I (n
Id( E (a
Bs( N (l
In( D (icom
Hey How Crazy,
Even Networks Cant Stay Without FRIEND..

1 Gud news & 1 bad news

1 Gud news & 1 bad news
Gud news:
1kg Tomato k sath NOKIA N96 free
Bad news:
1kg. Tamato 32000 Rs

WIFE, BIWI & PATNI Me Kya Farp Hota He

Batao WIFE, BIWI & PATNI Me Kya Farp Hota He?
?

?

?

?

?
Koi Farq Nahi
Tino Ek Hi Bala Ka Naam Hai

ha ha ha

Gadha rassi se bandha hua hai
Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khaega?

batao batao?

batao na?

har Maan li na?

Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

ha ha ha

Can u call me now?

Its urgent.

My frnd wants to talk to u.

Actually, use yakin nahi hua
jab maine use bataya ki

Janwar bhi bol sakte hai

mentos zindagi.

Itne saal ho gaye
koi ladki nahi pati !

Ye hai aam zindgi
aur

Itne saal ho gaye
koi ladki hume nahi pata saki !
Ye hai mentos zindagi..

Height Of Escapism

Height Of Escapism:
Prof: Where is ur Assignment?

Student:Sir,I lost it While fightin
with students who said dat u
wer not d best prof in college..

Sweet Dream & Masala Dream

Take one glass full of Sugar
& put it into ur eyes
U will have Sweet Dream

&

If U want Masala Dream

Try Chilli Powder.

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face tis i can face anything.

ha ha ha

Dosti ki galio me koi gam na ho,

Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho,

Apko mile har roj
nayi-nayi girl FRIEND

Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.

Santa-Banta

Santa & Banta on african safari.
Sudnly a lion catchd santa.

Santa: Shoot him!

Banta: sorry Film is over!

Santa

Santa: God!
Plz dnt want 3rd
world war.

God: I appreciate u my child.

Santa: no God i'm weak in history.
So, I cnt study 3rd wrld war !!

Santa-Banta

Santa & Banta k bich fight ho rahi thi,
Santa: mai tare kapade phad k tujko nanga kar dunga.
Banta: serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar

What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist

What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist?

.
.

Guess yaar

I know u do it

Try again

2.30.. (tooth-hurty!)

100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Conversions to be remembered
4 lifetime:
100cm= 1m
100ps= 1Rs
100kg=1quintal
100gods=1mother,
and
most importantly
100 devils= 1 girlfriend.

larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai,
In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U
2 samajh jana us dn APRIL FOOL hai.

Wah Wah

Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya

Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya

Wah Wah

Aur
Uss intezar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya

Santa-Banta

Banta-Shadi k bad tuze kya sekhne ko mila?
Santa-Roz BV Gali Deti He Whi Shikhta Hu

Santa

Race dekhte Hue
Santa ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
Banta:Sub se age wale ko.
Santa:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?

Cup Exam

Cup Exam-

Stadium subject
Pitch: Examination hall
Batsman: student
Bowler:que Paper
Bat:pen
Ball:question
Umpire: evaluator
play well

Boy - Girl:

Boy: Tujh Me Rab Dikhta Hai..
Yara Me Kya Karu?

Girl: To Darshan Le,
Dakshina De, Prasad Le Aur Chala
Ja.
Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai.

Bhikri - Santa

Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santa:TAMATR KHAO
B :Roti do baba
S: TAMATR KHAO
B:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife: Ye Totla hai,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO.

Minimum & Maximum

Teacher-tum Mummy ko Mum kehte ho,
to tum apni Mummy ki badi bahen
Aur
Chhoti bahen ko kya kahoge?

BOY:(soch ke) - Minimum & Maximum.

where were u born?

Teacher-where were u born?
Santa-Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher:Can u spell it?
Snta-(thinking 4 some time)
I think i was born in GOA

Adnan Sami ka"Ghajini"- "WAZNI"

Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
-
-
-
-
"WAZNI"

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
-
-
-
Pappu
-
Sari larkion k numbers Mobile Se
Papa ne delete krdie hai

Santa

Santa visits Mysore palace.
Guide: Please don't sit there,
this is Tipu Sultan's chair.
Santa: Don't worry,
I will get up when he comes.

Santa

Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti
Santa:Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar:Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?

Cat - Elephant

Cat:how old ru?
Elephant:15years
Cat:but u look big
Elephant:i am a complan boy!
Cat:i'm 30.
Elephant:but u look small
Cat:i'm ponds age miracle

18+

Colget ke ed me daant dikhate he
hair oil ke ed me bal dikhate he;
phir (wisper( ke ad me dhokha kyo?

"Jago grahak jago"

18+

Hath Me Lo To Dabane Ko DiL KrTa He
Dabalo To Chune Ko DiL Krta He
ChuS Lo To DiL Nhi BharTa Q K
SaL Me 1 Hi Bar To Ata He

MANGO SEASON

18+

16 yrs
(.(=(.(

25 yrs
( . (=( . (

36 yrs
( . (=( . (
Kya soch rahe ho?
Dirty mind,Zyada SMS padhoge to
itna bada chashma lagega.

18+

Teacher: Bada Kaun Tu Ya Tere Papa?
Santa: Me
Teacher: wo Kaise?
Santa: Mein To Nahi,
Per Papa Abhi Tak Mummi Ka Dudh Pitey Hai...

Jee kr rha hai ki

Jee kr rha hai ki aaj

tumhe

kahi kone me
Le ja kr

akele me

Apne honto se
ek

K

KI

KIS

KISS

?

KISSA sunau
Ramayan ka

18+

Why is sex just like Shaving?

Well.

beause

no matter how well u do it today,
tommorrow u will have to do it again & again.

18+

Bacha"aunty is baar to apko ladka hi hoga

Aunty"tume kaise pata?

Kid:apki fati huyi salwar me se
mujhe ladke k moonche dikh rhi hai..

18+

Woman sitting on a park beach
Man-hi Darling lets have some fun
W-how dare U!
M-then what r U doing on my bed
where i daily Shag

4U :

Usne hathon pe mehndi lga rakhi h,
humne uski doli utha rakhi h,
mujhe pta tha k wo niklegi bewafa,
isiliye humne uski choti behen bhi
phasa rakhi h!

msg kyo band hai

Who r u?

Why do u send me msgs?

Who gve u my no?

Never msg me again!

Maine kabhi aisa kaha?

Nahi na!!

To msg kyo band hai?

4U :

Ye hadsa to ek din hona tha,
Mera dil todkar use b rona tha.
Wo mujhe jodkar yu hi todti rahi aksar,
Jaise me uske liye koyi khilona tha...

4U :

Meri Barbadi Pr Tu Koi Malal N Karna,
BhuL Jana Mera Khyal N Karna.

Me Teri Khusi K Liye
Kafan ODH Lunga
Par Tu Meri Laash Se Koi Sawal N Karna

4U :

Samne aao to nazro ko zuka lunga,
Dekhunga nahi fir bhi tasvir bana lunga

Aana ho to aa jao ruswai na hogi
Dekhega nahi koi palko me chupa lunga

4U :

RUTH KAR TUM MUJE BHULANE LAGE,
ITNE DUR HUE Ki BAHOT YAAD AANE LAGE.

KAiSE BHULADU TUMHE EK PAL ME,
JAB TUJE PAANE ME MUJE JAMAANE LAGE.

L O V E ==>

Love is:
Wen a boy allows a gal 2 copy in exam
by wasting his tym
not thinking dat his paper wud b incomplete!

Ha Ha Ha!!

D most interesting thing
about this sms is that
by d time u realize that
nothing is written in it..

it would be too late
for u to stop reading it!

keep messaging me and win exciting prizes

Hi, keep messaging me and win
exciting prizes:

3rd Prize: Lots of Luv.

2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship.

1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime
in my heart.

Santa

Snta-10 Rs ka Recharge kiye to kya milta hai?
Bnta-7 Rs TALKTIME
S-Baki 3 Rs ki Choclate dedo

Santa

Son:Dad did u have aLove marriage
with mom?
Santa:Yes son. How do u know?

Son:Coz of d difference of 4 months
between ur marriage &my date of birth

difference between WATCH & WIFE

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai....

Doosari bigarti hai to 'SHURU' ho jati hai

Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth

Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr
Aftr D Match He Asked'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q
KHATE HAI'
Bhajji Slapped & Said
'DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA'

PAGAL aisa hi karte he

Hanso
Khelo
NACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Kudo
Dunya ki parwamat kero
QK
Duniya Janti He
PAGAL
aisa hi karte he

Ha Ha Ha!!

U
R
My
Gud
FRND
.

If
U
R
In
Problm,
.
Just
Give
me
a
Miss
call
.
N

THEN
I
WILL
GIVE
U
.
.
another
miss call..

ye SMS H Awaz kaha se ayegi

#

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai..

Hello

hello..?

kya aavaj nhi aa rhi h?

ab..

ab b nahi.

abe dhakan
ye SMS H
Awaz kaha se ayegi

Kanjus Aadmi

Ek Aadmi

Itna Kanjus

Tha Ki..??

Apne Honymoon Par Bhi

Akela Gya.

17Century Mom - 21 C

17Century Mom:Beta apni Kabile ki
Ladki se Shadi karna
18c-Apni Gav ki
19c-Apni Level ki
20c-Desh ki
21 C-Plz Ladki se hi shaadi karna

Santa

Teacher: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?

Santa: Shadi.

Teacher: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?

Santa:"DADDY"

1 rupaye ke liye ofice

Bhikari:Sahab 1 Rs de do

SAHAB:tumhe sharam ni ati
bich road pe khade ho k bhikh
mangte ho

Bhikhari:Ab kya tere
1 rupaye ke liye ofice khol lu

sms hi to hai

#

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja hai.

18+

Girl:Dad, Main Ma Banne Wali Hu.
Dad:Battamiz Besharam.
Girl:Apne He To Kaha Tha
Jab Tak Main Kuch Ban Nahi Jati,
Meri Shadi nahi karaenge..

MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER

Man jumpd in2 sea n nevr came out

Next Day
2nd man jumpd in2 sea n never came out

Santa aftr watching diz concluded

"MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER"

Intelligent Sindhi..

Sindhi:
Dr. sahab 'Plastic Surjery' karvane me kitna kharcha aaega.

Dr.:
5 lakh

Sindhi:
Agar 'Plastic' hum de to..??

L O V E ====>

L ====>
O ====>
V ====>
E ====>

L=Loss of money
O=Out of mind
V=Vaste of time
E=End of life.

So don't LOVE

only LINE marne ka

SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat

Santa:Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.

Banta:Dat's Great Yaar!

Usne Kya Kahaa??

Santa:Usne Kaha

Wrong number

Santa

Dukaandar:Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

SANTA:Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN Chahiye.

jo dusre praniyo par atyachar karte hai

TEACHER : kisi 5 praniyo ke
naam batao jo dusre praniyo
par atyachar karte hai ?

Stu.:-
Hindi mam
Maths mam
Science mam
English mam
Social mam.

"A.R.RAHMAN" - "DOSTANA" - GaY H0..

"A.R.RAHMAN".
Composed d music 4 movie "DOSTANA"..
Guess d hit song of this movie.

GaY H0..!

inbox full ho gaya hai

Bas kar yaar mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere msgs se...

Ye prayas hai SMS Na karne wale
DOST ko zalil kar-2
k line pe laane ka...
Bjate raho

1=2

[Logical Q]
To prove 1=2
Let x=y
2x=2y
2x-x=2y-y
y-x=2y-2x
(y-x)=2(y-x)
1=2
Saala maths ka itihaas hila kr rakh diya.
Bata dena EINSTIEN ko.

1980Girl - 2009Girl

1980Girl:Mom can I wear jeans?
Mom: Na beta,suit dal, log kya kahenge
2009Girl: Mom can I wear a mini skirt?
Mom:Pehan meri bachi kuch to pehan le

God/MOTHER -- Devil/MOTHER IN LAW

God said:-
" I cannot be every where so
i created MOTHER "

Devil replied:
" Even i cannot be every where
so i created MOTHER IN LAW "

Wife - Hus:

Wife: kaash me newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti....

Hus: meri b yahi dua he rab se
issi bahane her din nayi-nayi to milti

msg me daily bcoz am so cool.

Tips 2 beat summer.
1- drink lot of fresh water
2- cover ur head wen outside
3- eat vegetables
Bt most important
4- msg me daily bcoz am so cool.

18+

How to tel Ur
Girl-Frnd if U wants
to go to URINE during Dinner

*Darling,
I hv to Shake Hand with a
Close Frnd wit whom
I wil introduce U Later

18+

Dhritrastra-hey Gandhari tum
dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho
ka pyar diya

G-nath aap agar andhe na hote
to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha..

18+

Techr>Ldkiya Kb Bdi Hti H
Boys>JbWo BRA Pahnne Lgti H
T>Ldke KbBde Hte H?
Gals>Jb BRA Utarne lge

18+

Santa Susu Kar Rahatha,
1 Grl Ne Uska Bada Lunnd
Dekhato Boli: Wow, I Need It

Santa: Jaldi Se 1 Cup Le Aa,
Susu Finish Hone Wali Hai.

18+

Which part of the body is
most sensitive while watching
adult movies?


Guess?



Ha ha, U R wrong.

It's ur ears
to make sure ki
koi aa to nahin raha.

18+

Sardar Wantd Twins!

So Wt did He do?

Think
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think

He Made 2 Holes In d CONDOM..

18+

7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife
do U Feel sad Wen U See Me R
uning bhind Yung gals?

Wyf replies:

Nt at al, Evn dogs chase Cars
bt dey cant drive it!

18+

An Army Guy Got Married
On 1st Nyt
He Realizes Wife Havin Periods.
He Telegrms HQ:
>Red Alert On Front Extnd Leave

>HQ: Attack 4m Back & Report

18+

Girl-1 Sasti Si BRA Dena
Salesman-Ye Rs.60 Ki
Girl-Aur Sasti
Ye 30 Ki
Aur Sasti
Ye 20 Ki
Aur Sasti
Chotu! In Ko 2 Botal K Dakan
Aur Sutli De..

18+

1 Day b4 Exam!
>EC Stdnt:
Big Buks In Hand!
>CS & IS:
Er0rs In Brian!
>EE:
Dreamng 2Pass!
>MECH Stdnt: Watchin BF
2Knw Pist0n M0vmnt In
Cylindr

18+

REDLIGHT Area Me Raid Padi
Police Ne Sabhi CallGirls Ko
Line Me Khada Kiya
Waha Se 1 Budhiya Ja Rahi Thi
Budhiya Ne 1Girl Se Pucha Kya Hua
Girl: Amma Aam Bant Rahe H
Amma B Line Me Lag Gayi
Jab Uski Bari Aayi
Police: Amma Tum B
Amma: Beta, Bujurg Hu To Kya Hua,
CHUS To Sakti Hu

18+

Santa-
Muje Shak He, Meri Bv K PANTY Tere Bedrum Me Kese ?

Banta-
Gadhe, Teri BV PANTY Kaha Pahnti He ?

-ho, Sorry !
Tuj Pe bekar me Shak Kiya

18+

Lady: i want to learn tennis.

coach: sure! Hold the racket
as u hold ur husband's PEN!S

Lady:0k

coach: no.no mam,get the racket
out of your MOUTH

4U :

NA Mila DIL Ka QADRDAN is ZAMANE Me
Ye RISTA Toot Gaya RUTHNE Manane Me

SOCHTA Hu 1 Roz SHAMA se Puchu
MAZA Kis Me He JALNE Me Ya JALANE Me...

18+

Ques: What Is The Similarity Between
A Blue Movie And A Tragedy Movie ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Ans: Both May Make You Run For Tissues..

18+

If a black man fucks a white Lady
wid pink condom wat ll B d color
of baby?

Still thinking

Mummy ko bolo complan Pilaye
condom se bachche Nhi Hte

18+

Why do women watch Porn films till the End ?
.
.
.
.
.
Bcoz they think that the Guy will Marry the Girl in the End. . .

18+

Subah PADOSAN ko lo,

dopahar me SECRETARY ko lo,

shaam ko PREMIKA ko lo,

raat me BIWI ko lo,

kal ka kya pata?

Kal khada ho na ho.!

18+

On Honeymoon,
Sardar lights up a Candle near wife's Pussy
Wife
kya kar rahe ho
Sardar
Oye,Chup Dosto ne kaha tha "Pehle Garam karna,Fir Dalna"

18+

Sardarji Standing Without Shirt In Balcony,

Friends: Wah Sardarji Kya Chest He!

Sardarji: Ye To Kuch Nahi, Andar Jake Teri Bhabi K Dekh.!

18+

PREETO:1 chor aj mera RAPE karke gaya
SANTA:Tune use roka nahi?
PREETO:Roka bahut Roka
To wo bola bus aur nahi aaj jane do kal aunga

18+

Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.
GHAGHRA upar hogaya.

Bahu boli: PRANAAM,

SAAS: Kisko?

BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR
MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO..

18+

Aftr 3hrs of SEX, Snta said 2his galfriend: U r nt
going to see me 4a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa:No.No. Nw turn around..

4U :

Saans leta hu to teri yaad aati he,
Na lene se meri jaan jati he.
Kaise keh du ki me saans se zinda hu,
Kambakht saans b tere yaad k bad aati he.

4U :

Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai,
Dard mein raahat tumhi se milti he.

Tum mat ruthna mujhse kabhi,
Kyonki jeene ki chaahat tumhi se milti he...

4U :

Dil k Kisi Kone Me Hume Panah Dena,
Apna Thoda Waqt Zara Hume Dena.

Hum Zyada Kuch Nahi Mangte Apse,
Bas Kahi Milo To Dekh Kar
"Mushkura dena".

4U :

Jab Aapka Naam Juba Par Aata He,
Pata Nahi Dil Q Muskurata He..

Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna,
Jo Haste Hue Har Waqt Yaad Aata He....

4U :

Pyar sikha kar wo juda ho gaye,
Na socha na samjha bas khafa ho gaye.

Ab kisko hum apna kahe,
Wo bhi auro ki tarah bewafa ho gaye.

4U :

Kyu Kisi Se Itna Pyar Ho Jata He,
Ek Pal Ka Intezar Dushwar Ho Jata He.

Apne Lagte He Paraye,
Jab 1 Ajnabi Pe Eitbar Ho Jata he.

18+

Girl- "Dr. Aaj KaL MeRe
PATI MeRe Sath SEX Nahi
KaR Rahe Hai."

Dr. Bola "Ye ProbLem Hai,
Ya OFFER."

18+

Ek sardar ne hospital me ek
surgery gloves dekha,
bar bar ulat palat ke
dekhne k bad bola
"lagta to condom hi hai
lekin Draupadi ke jamane ka hoga

18+

Suhgrat:12Am
Kiss:1Am
Opn BRA:2Am
Opn PANTY:3Am
Pres B@@Bs:4Am
Pen Tite:5Am
6Am:Kya Hua?
SWAPN DOSH

18+

Amitabh aaj-kal weekness feel
kr rahe hain..
jante ho kyo ...?
Kyonki zee cinema par har
aurat kehti hai ...
shanivaar ki raat
amitabh ke saath..!

4U :

Jaan
"I dont fear

2 die..

But

My fear is dat if I die who wil Luv u as much as I do."

18+

Squeezing d Shapely B0dy!
Rubbing Evry whr!
Biting At T0p.
Lickin&Sukcin d Flesh!
0H,

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.

.

Dats d Way 2 Eat a Mang0!

Ha Ha Ha!!

Hum bhi smart
Aap bhi smart
Hum bhi Gud Looking
Aap bhi Gud Looking
Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai

Hum DIL se saaf
Or
-
-
-
Aap DIMAAG se

18+

3 stages of a married life..
1st yr- FUCK even while watching TV.
Next 5yrs- FUCK n then watch TV.
After that- lie down &watch the FUCK in TV

Kanjus

Kanjus K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai,

Woh Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka,

Guess Kyon?

Bcos Wo Sari Raat Firebrigde
Walo Ko Misscall Mrta Raha

Ha Ha Ha!!

Jub tumhe uparwale ne banaya hoga
UseBahut maza aaya hoga

HasiDi bachhoWali
Surat di bholi bhali
Mizaz diyaCool

or
Dimag Gya Bhul

Santa

Snta- Aj Mera beta 1st clas me aya...
Tchar-Very gud...Kisme aya?

Snta-"GODHAVARI XPRES TRAIN"me

1nursary clas ka bacha - MaM

1nursary clas ka bacha bola-
mam me apko kesa lagta hu?

MaM-SO SWEET

BACHA apni side k ladke
se bola-dekha mene kaha
tha na line marti he..

Santa-

Santa-Bachpan me Maa ki
bat suni hoti to aaj ye din na
dekhna padta
Judge-Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa-Kaha na,kabhi baat suni hi nahi

Aisa kaunsa driver hai jise license nahi chahiye?

Question:
Aisa kaunsa driver
hai jise license nahi chahiye?

Answer:
Screwdriver!

Jawani aur Budhape me farak ...

Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao..

Student: Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO"
ke numbers hote hai
Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..

4U

Kuch Log zindgi me Dukh pate He,
Zindgi kitni Anmol Hai ye bhul Jate He.

Zindagi Jina Gulab Se sikho,
Jo khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate he..

4U

Kya pata uski zuban se b izhar nikle,
Kya pta unke dil me b pyar mile.

Sach he uske bina ji nhi sakta,
Kya pta uske dil se b yahi bat nikle...

4U

Zindagi Me Aise Mauke Aate He,
Kuch Lamhe Hasate He Kuch Rulate He.

Kisi Bahane Hame Yaad Karte Rehna,
Warna Aajkal Log Naam Tak Bhul Jate He...

4U

Jab NAZAR Band Thi,
Wo Mere Pass Thi,
Jab Khuli ANKHE To Jane Kya ho gaya.

Jiski CHAHAT Se ROSHAN Tha DIL Ka DIYA
Aaj Wahi SANAM BEWAFA Ho Gaya.

4U

Muskan tere hotho se kabi na jaye.
Aansu teri palko pe kabi na aaye.

Pura ho tera har khwab,
Aur jo pura na ho wo khwab kabi na aaye.

4U

Pyar kare use koi maaf nhi krta,
Koi uske saath insaaf nhi karta.

Log pyar ko paap to khte he,
Par kaun aisa h jo ye paap nahi karta...

4U

Khawab Bankar Tere Ankho Me Samana He,
Dawa Bankar Tera Har Dard Mitana He.

Waise To Hasil H Hume Sab Kuch
Sirf Tera Dulha Ban Kar Tujhe Pana He

4U

Kaun andaza mre gum ka laga sakta he,
Bina chle kon rasta bta sakta he.
Kinare se dekhne wali tu mra gum kya jane
Dubnewala hi gehrai bta sakta h

4U

*

Teri Baaho Me Meri Zindgi Guzar Jye,
Ankho Me Saanso Me Tu Smaa Jaye.

Ho Na Tu Kai Juda Ek Pal K Liye,
Raho Itne Karib Ke Hosh Hi Na Aye...

Dis msg is 4m Hum2 Tum

Dis msg is 4m Hum2 Tum
dat Hum is misng
Tum vrymch
&
without
Tum
Hum is vry Lonely
So Tum Nvr go far 4m Hum
Othrwise Hum vll Die without Tum

Dr.Bhatia Psychotherapist

Dr.Bhatia Psychotherapist Wantd His Name Board 2 Be Paintd Infront 0f His Clinic.
But Sardar Painter Paintd
"Dr Bhatia Psycho The Rapist"

LETS keep those RASCALS hngry & keep msgng

Rs. 6OCr/Day are wastd in msg. by Indians

Which cud hav been
usd 2feed 6Olak hungry ppl in PAK!

So, LETS keep those RASCALS hngry & keep msgng!

RAVAN akele kar sakta he, par RAM nahi

Aisi kon si baat he,
jo RAVAN akele kar sakta he,
par RAM nahi???

Socho...

Socho...

Socho socho

GROUP DISCUSSION!!

RAB NE BANADI JODI se kya lesson mila?

Teacher,aapko sharukh khan
ki film RAB NE BANADI JODI
se kya lesson mila ,,?

Student,Ummeed mat haaro
shadi ke baad bhi ladki
pat sakti hai

18+

Arz He
Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani Samajh Kr

Kha Gyi Wo Biryani Samajh Kar

Ek Katra B N Choda Khoon Ka

Pi Gyi Usko B Nimbu Pani Samajh Kar

"IODEX" Laga Lete He

Dil ki Tanhai Ko Aawaj Bana Dete He
Dard Jub Had Se Gujar Jata He
To.
"IODEX" Laga Lete He

Ha Ha Ha !!

G O O D Morning
G O O D Afternoon
G O O D Evening
G O O D Night

Subah 11
Dopahar 2
Saam 6
& Raat 11 Baje
Padh Lena

Santa :

SANTA Pravachan sun k Ghar aya or Patni Ko god mai Utha Lia

Patni:Kya Gurji Ne Romance krne ko Kaha H

SANTA:Nhi Re Pagli Kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

Ha Ha Ha !!

Na Dilko Behlaane Ke Liye
Na GharMe Sajaane Ke Liye.
Bas Apki Ek Tasveer Chahiye Hume
Apne Ghar Se Chuhey Bhagaane Ke Liye

18+

WIFE: Aaj Muje itna Khush kro k Utni Khusi kabi na huyi ho?
>Fir Kya?
SARDAR Wife ko sari Raat

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.

.

Gud-Gudi krta raha

Teacher Student :

TEACHER:=Wo Teen Words Batao
Jo,Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?

STUDENT:=Muje Nahi Pata..

TEACHER:=Shabash Beta,Baith Jao..

4U !

Tere Gum M Tadap K
Mar Jaynge
Mar Gye To Tera Nam Lgaynge
Riswat Deke Tuje B Bulaynge

TUM Upar Aaoge
To Sath Bethke
KURKURE Khaynge

Ha Ha Ha !!

Aap
Imandar
Snskari
Sundar
Sushil
Smajdar
Khubsurat
Dimagwale

Nhi Ho
Lekin Msg Bhejne Wala To He

Mai bilkul Sharif ho gya hu

Mai bilkul Sharif ho gya hu
1 Ladki k karib ho
gya hu
Uske Pas mere Dil ki Chabi he
Wo Meri akhri
Dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25v Bhabhi hai

Swami ji, mera puja me man nahi lagta

Ek bhakt Asman me,
swami ji se-Swami ji,
mera puja
me man nahi lagta

kya karu..

Swami-Us puja ko
mere pass bhej shayad mera
bhala ho ja

Mobule Mar Gya

Bnta-Tera mobile kaha he?
Snta-Mar Gya

Bn-kaise?
Sn:Pani me Gir Gya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha

Abhi Umr Kam He Pehle M.B.A. Pass Krlo

Fizaye Kehti He Pyar Karlo

Bahare Kehti He, Ankhe Char Krlo

Mgr,Gharwale Kehte He

Abhi Umr Kam He Pehle M.B.A. Pass Krlo

Santa Banta:

Santa-Kal Mene Ek Bus K Piche
Bhagkar Ticket K 20 Rs. Bachaye*

Banta-Abe Bewkuf,
Taxi K Piche Bhagta To 100 Rs.
Bacha Leta

Pati Patni

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

iska Name "DiDi" Rakhenge

Snta Ko Ladki Hui

Biwi-Suno G
Jab Ye Badi Hogi To Ladke Ise Patayenge

Snta-Mene Iska He Dhund Liya He
Hum iska Name
"DiDi" Rakhenge

Santa Banta:

Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR he

Jab Pados Ki "Item" Tumhe "Uncle" Keh Gayi.

Ummid Ki Imarat Beh Gayi,
Aankho Se Aanshu Ki Nadiya Beh Gayi,
Tumhari Kya Izzat Reh Gayi,
Jab Pados Ki "Item" Tumhe "Uncle" Keh Gayi.

Santa Banta:

Snta-Tumhe Kabhi Kisise Pyar Hua?

Bnta-Yar Hua To He Lekin,Wo Manti Hi Nhi
Bas,itna Kehti He
i Love U
Pata Nhi Ye "U" Kaun He?

HEIGHT OF KANJUSI.,

HEIGHT OF KANJUSI.,
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Sardar Met With aN AccideNt
LyiNg oN Road With
BrokeN Leg N GiviNg
Misscall To AmbulaNce.,

'kaun Sala',- 'kaun "Sa Law" '

Judge: u r crossing d limits.
Lawyer:KOn Sala aisa kehta hE

Judge: How dare u call me sala?

Lawyer:
My Lod,I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta he?

sardar

A sardar learning
english
introduce his
family at a party
" hi i'm a sardar !
this is my
sardarini !
He is my
kid !
&
she is my kidney....!"

Benifit of Long Days Of Gap B/W Engagement N Marriage

Imagine, If There Is Long Days Of
Gap B/W
Engagement N Marriage Who Is Most
Benificiary.?

Boy?
No.

Girl?
No.

It Is Mobile
Company

18+

Girl 2doctor:Last time u
operated me 4 an abortion
u forgot d blade inside.

My 10 friends penis got cut,
9 lost their tongue
and
12 lost a finger

18+

1 Ladki k Tshirt k peche likha tha 93.5 FM
To batao uski jeans k peche kya likha hoga

BAJATE RAHO.

18+

Ladkiyan 2 Type Ki Hoti H:
1
Boring-Jo Dhup Wale Din
Chatri Leke Jati H.
2
Intresting-Jo Barish K Din
Jan Buj K Chatri Ghar Bhul Jati He

18+

What do indian women say after sex?
1)dat was great!
2)I love u!
No
Guess
"TUME KITNI BAAR KAHA
CHADDI IDHAR UDHAR MT FANKO,
AB DHUND KE DO..

18+

Baccha kaise paida hota he?
jawab:
Kali ghas ka zoond,
uske beech ek lambisi soond,
usmese tapakti 2 boond
ab aage ka jawab
khud hi dhoond!..

18+

Teacher: Aisi konsi cheez hai..
jo bahut bhari vajan uttha sakti hai
lekin jiska khud ka vajan bahut kam hai?
?
?
Pappu: Madam ji, aapki Bra!

18+ (College girl at fee counter)

College girl at fee counter-
Sir! Meri le lo
Sir -2 min ruko aaram se lunga
Girl-Arey jaldi le lo,fir nahi
de paungi,mera period shuru ho JAYEGA

18+

Dost Mere Mrne K Bad
Mera Jnaza Uski Gali Me Ghuma Dena
Agr Wo Dikh Jaye To 1 Bar
Mera Nikal K Hila Dena!!!!

18+

Sardar ki grlfrnd:
bta meri panty mein kya H?
$ardar Bahut $ochne k baad bola:
Ela$tic hi hoga
Aaj kal naade vali to koi pehnta hi Nahi

18+

Perfume wala : "sahab perfume lelo perfume . ."
1 man " 25 paise wala dikhao. ."
perfume wala " gand me ungli dal ke sungh le

18+

1 HAKIM Sex ki goli bech raha tha
1 lega to Lamba hoga, 2 lega to Khamba hoga
1 Admi bola-teen lunga to.?
HAKIM bola-Chodna hai ki KHODNA hai.?

18+

P: WHAT IS THE
FIRST SENTENCE AFTER SEX?
I LOVE U
Wrong
ENJOYED IT
Wrong
HOW ROMANTIC
Wrong

THE RIGHT ANSWER-

Where is My chaddi

18+

Poisnous Bra=CoBRA
Mathmatcal Bra=AlgeBRA
Stripd Bra=ZeBRA
Sunsgn Bra =LiBRA
Magcal Bra=AaBRA ka daBRA

U knw only ladies BRA

18+

Perfect Exmples:

>Tension:Wn Wife is Pregnant!

>TERROR: Wn GF is Pregnant!

>HORROR: Wn both r Pregnant!

>TRAGEDY: Wn U r Nt Responsble 4both

18+

Banta: Oye toone toh sms pe
sms bhej ke meri gand mar di.
Santa: sorry yar. mainu pata
nahi thha ki tu mobile kithe
rakhta hai!

18+

Whats D Best Population Control
Slogan On Buses or Trains

Hum Do Hamare Do
No

Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
No

Its

Kripya Pichhe Se Chade

18+

All MEN hav Double Standrds:

Hate Cats-Luv PUSSIEES
Hate Donkeys-Luv ASS
Eat Chicken-Feed COKS
Hate Dog-Njoy Maximum in dat Position.

18+

If A SEXY Girl Faints Which
Part Wil You Examine First?

Hint-PU_S_.

Boy Who Answerd PULSE Became
Doctor.Others Enjoyed Life!

18+

CHAND Dekhkr Sitare Bane
AASMAN Dekhkr badal Bane
NADI Dekhka Kinare Bane
Aur Apke KARNAME Dekhkr

?

CONDOM k Karkhane Bane

18+

New AIDS awareness caption:

Try different positions wid
d sme girl,
instead of d same position
with different girls

18+

Lecturer: Which Comes 1st-Sun Or Moon ??

Student: Obviously Moon.

Lecturer: How?

Student: Only After HoneyMOON,
SON Will Come..

18+

Santa:-Tere kitne bete he
banta:-12
Santa:-Itne sare kyou ?
Banta:-Sasurji se vada kia
tha ke- Unki beti ko kabhi
khali pet nehi Rakhunga

18+

Buy a Scooty,
Pick a Beauty,
Drink a Frooty,
Take her to Ooty,
Remov her Nighty,
Do Ur duty,
After 9 Month gt a Cuty

Good AfterNooN

Love Ka Breakfast
Ishq Ka Lunch
Pyar Ka Sallan
Mohabat Ka Salad
Pupi Ki Pepsi
Jhappi Ka Raita
&
Dinner With 1 Long French Kiss
Good AfterNooN

VICKS lautaye " Chain Ki Saans "

Agr jackie chain ki saas ko kidnap kr dia to use
kaun vapas layega

Vicks Vapourub

Q..ki VICKS lautaye " Chain Ki Saans "

18+

Papa n sex k wqt apne bete ko Balcony m betha
diya
BETA Bola-Dad,Ramu ki Maa b chud rhi h
Papa-Kese pta chala?
BETA-Vo b balcony m behta h,

18+

Sas-Bahu muje 1 pota chahiye
Bahu-Sirf1
Apka betaTo meri aisi marta h
jaise use cricket team chaiye

18+

Dukhi Premika
Premi se:
Buri Khabar hai,
Meri Shaadi Pakki ho Gayi
Premi :
Chalo Achha Hua.
Ab Condom k Bina Bhi Kar Sakte Hai

18+

JUDGE:"Pati ko kyon maara?
LADY:"Muje Bedroom me le gaya
Mere kapde nikaale,
Khud ke kapde nikalwaaye
Aur Lulli dikha k bola

April Fool

18+

2Tall Girls
With Big Boobs
&
Sexy Legs
Completely NUDE,
Looted A Bank.

1 Girl Said 2 Other-
DON'T WORRY
THEY WON'T REMEMBER OUR FACES

18+

nursary class ka baccha-
mem kya meri umar ka baccha
papa ban sakta ha?

mem-no beta

Boy side wali ladki se-
dekha kuch nahi hoga?
faltu dar rahi ho

18+

Dad-Kisne Tme Pregnant Kya?
Daughtr-AgrAp 15Kele Khao 2Ap Kya Bta Skte Ho Koun Se Apka Weight Badha?

18+

Jab Nigaahen Ho Qadmon Pr,
Haath Ho Ghutnon Pr,
Dil Ho DHAK-DHAk
Aur
Ansoo Hon Gaalon Pr TO..
To Samajh Laina
k
Tumhary Gaand mari ja rahi he

18+

70 Saal Ke Budhe Ne
20 Saal Ki Ladki Se Saadi Ki

Suhagrat Pe Dono Khub Roye
Kyuki Ladki Kuch Janti Nahi Thi
Or Budha Sab Bhul Gaya Tha

18+

Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya
Bahut Romantic Ho Gai Hain.
Xerox Ki Dukan Pe Jati Hai
or Bolti hi-
Bhaiya Jaldi Jaldi Aage Piche
Se DO DO Baar Kar d.

18+

Shayri Se Tuje Koi Kaam Nahi
Tu Qatal Kare TujPe Elzam Nahi
Kabhi Aayegi Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na CH0DA TO Mera Naam NaHI

Ha Ha Ha!!

CAPTAN:ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said:OK ap dua pr guzara karo
hmary pas 1 life jacket kam hai

18+

AGE OF B00BS:
14 to 16 LEM0N,
17 to 22 0RANGE
23 to 28 MANG0
29 to 40 TENDER C0C0NUT,
41 to 55 USED PILL0W,
56 to 65 AIR REM0VED BALL00N!

"KYUNKI DEWAARON KE BHI KAAN HOTE HAIN"

Ek aadmi diwaar ke upar
ear bud leke saaf kar raha tha.

Puchho kyun?

"KYUNKI DEWAARON KE BHI KAAN HOTE HAIN"

Ladki-Ladka:

Ladki-Musibat k waqt hamasha
muskarate rahna chahiye

Ladka-Is liya to mai tmhe
dekh k muskarata rhta hu

VOTEjarur Dalo

Tumara Farz Hai Dalna
Tumara Haq Hai Dalna
Achha lage to Dalo,
Bharosa ho to Dalo
Jisko Marzi Dalo
Auratpe Dalo
YaMard pe Dalo
Pr VOTEjarur Dalo

Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz

Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye

10+

Kissing At top Holding at Middle
Fire At bottom..

U kno d Ans?

?

?

CIGGERATE

Bt I like d way u think

"BLACKMAIL"!!

If A Negro SENDS A MAIL To You
What Will It Be

Called

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"BLACKMAIL"!!

Ha Ha Ha!!

Aye Dost Tanhai Me Na Waqt Bitaya Kro
Kabhi-Kabhi Mehfilo'n Me B Aaya Kro
Kya Hua Jo Toot Gye He Samne K 4 Dant
Fir B Muh Khol k Muskrya kro

Santa:

Santa-
V need a Bridge in our village.
Minister-
how,
There is no river in ur village?
Santa-
Oh...!
Then,
we need a river too...!

Ha Ha Ha!!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
isme 1 missing hai?


2 baar padthe ho sharam nhi ati?
ABC me "1" kahan ata hai?

B.B.A. !!!

Baap: beti, 12 k baad aage kya karogi??

beti: B.B.A.

baap: ye konsa course hai???

beti: simple BOYFREND ki BIKE pe AISH..!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha!!

Kuwaro k Liye Shadi
ALpenlibe Toffi Ki Tarah HE,
"Ji Lalchaye Raha N Jaye''''
Aur
ShadiSuda K Liye
CLorMint Ki Tarah
Matlab
"Dobara Mat puchna?

KAM KARO TENSION mat Lo

Kutta CHADA PEDH PE.
?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

KAM KARO TENSION mat Lo
Apne AaP UTAR jaega.

Humse Rahna Jara Door :

Aasman Ki Pari Ho Ya Ho Koi Hoor
Kahan Se Le Aai Ho Chehre Pe Noor
Deodorant Lagaana Bhooli Ho Shaayad
Isliye Humse Rahna Jara Door

Wah Wah!!!

Jab tu mere karib hota hai
Dil ka Aalam Ajib hota hai
Jise hasil ho tera Pyar
wo kab Garib hota hai!

Vote jarur Daliye

Are ye kya aaj aap
Vote Dalne nahi gaye.
Is baar PAPPU mat baniye.
Vote dalna aapka haq hai.
Vote jarur Daliye-
SODAL Media dwara
Janhit me jaari

Tipz To Beat Summer- Msg Me Daily Bcz I'm so COOL

Tipz To Beat Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vgetables
But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz I'm so COOL

4U :

Uljhi raat ko Pane Ki Zid Na Kro,
Na Ho Apna Use Apnane Ki Zid Na Kro.

Is Samndar Me Tufan Bahot Ate He,
Is Ke Sahil Pe Ghar Bnane Ki Zid Na Kro

18+

Teacher- Aisa kon sa kam he ki
5 ladke eksath kar sakte he
magar ladkiya nahi?
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.

Socho?
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.
.

Socho socho?
.
.
.
.
.

Pappu- Ek balti me susu

18+

Boy-Cinema Chale
Girl-Nhi Waha Tum Chuchi Dabaoge
B-No
G-Kiss kroge
B-No
G-Chut Pe Hath Lagaoge
B-No
G-BhosdiKe Waha Kya
Apni Gand M Ungli dloge

18+

Lady-Police Ki PANTY Kho Gayi..
Usne Khoji Kutte Ko Apni
CHUT Sunghai Aur
PANTY Dhundne Bheja,
Kutta Inspector Ka
LUND Kaat Ke Le Aya!!

18+

Jawani Me Ladke Aur Ladkiyo
Ki Halat 1Jaisi Hoti H

Raat Ko Jub Neend Nhi Aati To

Ladko K Hath Me Lulli

Aur Ladkiyo K Hath Me MULI Hoti H

18+

Mom takes Son2Dr
Cos of SMALL PENIS
Dr:Give him apples 2eat
Next morning
brekfast table is ful of apples
SON:Al 4me?
MOM:Hav1
'Rest 4 ur DAD

18+

BIKINI is like
BALANCE SHEET.
Wat it REVEALS
is
EXCITING
but
what it CONCEALS
is
MIND BLOWING

18

"GHAJINI"Ka Hero Banjaunga

Teri Dosti Ko Me NibhaunGa
Teri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraunga Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja
"GHAJINI"Ka Hero Banjaunga

Pappu:

Pappu Bike me apni Bahen
ko bitha k le ja rha tha
1admi ne dekhke bola
"kitni sundar biwi hai"

Pappu-Oye biwi hogi teri
meri to bahen hai

GARIB HU SIR, REVOLVER Kaha Se Lau!!

School Me Ek Pathan Bacha
Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha
Sir Ne Pucha,
Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rhe Ho
Bachha:GARIB HU SIR,
REVOLVER Kaha Se Lau

Santa Banta:

Santa-Mujhe to aankhe band karne
par b dikhayi deta hai
Banta-Acha! Kya dikhta hai?
Santa-Andhera!

Santa:

Snta at Petrl Pump-1 Rs ka Petrl dal de
Salsman-Bhai itna dalva k kaha Jana he
Snta-jana kaha h.?
Hum to aise hi Paise udate hai

AQAL kia hoti he?

AQAL kia hoti he?

Aasman ne kaha-Bohut buland hoti he
Sagar ne kaha-bohut gehri hoti he

Aap ne kha-

AQAL ?

Wo Kya Hoti Hai

Wah Wah!!!

Khat likh rha hu khun se
syahi mat samajna
-
-
-
kisi marij ka semple liya tha
mera mat samajna

Santa Banta:

Banta:Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Santa:Suicide karne ke liye
Banta:To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai
Santa:Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa got a job in AIRTel

Santa got a job in AIRTel

custmr:Hello my AIRTEL sim
loked what 2Do
Santa:dont take tention
remove airtel sim
put BSNL,
thank u
4calling

Pappu-Dipu:

Pappu-Maine Apni BV ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc
Fir M.Sc
Fir usko job b lagwa di
Ab or kya karu?
Dipu-Acha sa ladka dkh k shadi b kar de

Desi Daru ke liye tumhe select kiya gaya he

4 Pepsi SHAHRUKH

4 Coke AMIR

4 Mirinda Vivek

4 Fanta Rani

4 Thumps up Akshay

CONGRATS Desi Daru ke liye tumhe select kiya gaya he

Kehte he!!!

Kehte he
Agar kisi ladki ko
sache dil se chaho
to sari kaynat
use tumse milane me
lag jati h

Or agar vo na mile
to Ladkiya abi
baki hai mere DOST

Exam Me Kya Mere sms Likhkar Aaoge

Dillagi Abhi Na Kro Dard Hi Paoge
Bit Gaya Waqt To Yad Krke Rote Hi Jaoge
Karni Hi Hai To Padhayi Karo
Exam Me Kya Mere sms Likhkar Aaoge

4U

Sharabi ilzam sharab ko dete he,
Aashiq bhi ilzam shabab ko dete he.

Koi nahi kabul karta apni bhul,
Kaante bhi ilzam GULAB ko deta he...

AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI

(GHAJINI) AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI

Q.K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA
PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA

Tension lene ka nahi

maisehikuttahonahodt
amjoadhaptwamjamja
dtdajkjlalot magtnbeht

Nahi padha ja rha na

Forward kar do
Tension dene ka
lene ka nahi

18+

In which case-
MAN start Swetting in 10 mins
&
WOMAN wan 2 go On &On..

Think..



"SHOPPING!...!

18+

Ladki-Mai jab bhi Cigrate piti hu har kash ke saath 1 kapda utaar deti hu.
Dr-Kuch samajh nahi aaya.Ye lo Cigrate aur aaram se baith ke batao..

18+

Who SANG D SONG?

Me pal do pal ka shyar hun,Pal do pal meri jawni he,Pal do pal meriMASTI he,Pal do pal meri kahani he.

Ans-an erect PENIiS

18+

Gl:ma me kaise paida hui?
Ma:beta tumhe pari lekar ayi thi
Gl:acha papa pari ko bhi choda karte the?

Santa Banta:

Snta-ladki fsani ati hai?
Bnta-nhi
S-Phle1 kagz ka jahaz bna fir use class me uda do,
jb sir puche to ldki ka nam lga dna
BAS FAS GAI LADKI

18+

Train after passing tunnel,Santa shouted,WHO DARED 2 PRESS MY WIFES BOOBS,CHALO ALL STAND IN A Q. AB SAB,FIR SE DABAO-FINGER PRINTS LENA HAI.

Wah Wah!!

Laila Ki Shadi Me Lafra Ho Gya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki ShadiMe Lafra HoGya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya

Santa:

Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He

Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

Pappu!

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha

kyu?

Qki doctor ne use
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha

Saboot To Utha Lo

Pappu Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Use Pakad Liya.

Jab Use Le Jaane Lage To Pappu Bola:

"Mitra Saboot To Utha Lo"

Bibiyo K Paas Beth K Pati K Marne K Faide Samjhate Hai

Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate He
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate He
Logo Ki Bibiyo K Paas Beth K Pati K Marne K Faide Samjhate Hai..

18+

Wife to Doctor-Mere Pati 300% Napunsak h
Dr-Kese
Wife-Ek to unka Khda nahi hota, Dusre unki Ungli tuti h, Tisre wo apni Zuban jala baithe he

18+

No matter how many positions are taken over by women, there will always be certain OPENINGS that only a Man can fill


Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it Loose for the Baby N then
Tight for the Daddy

18+

Since Last Year
The Two Thngs
In India Which Are Gaining High Youth Resp0nse Are,

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"IPL & I-PILL"

18+

SUHAGRAT
k
3Din
Bad
Jb DULHA
Room se Nikla
to
DOST
Bole
Itni
LAMBI SUHAGRAT?
DULA Bola KAMINO
Pehle
Ye
Batao
TEL
Wali
SISI
Me
FEVICOL
Kisne Dala

4U

Zindgi Mere Ansu Me Dhal Gayi,
Sare ZaMane Ki Mujse Nazar Bdal Gayi.

Waqt Ne Aisa SitaM Kiya Hai Yaro,
Ke Har Arzu Mere Hatho Se Fisal Gayi...

18+

If a Married wOman is cald
>POLO-A Mint wit a hole

Then, Wat an Unmarried Women b cald?

"Center Fresh"

4U

Aaj Aapke Pyar Me Kuch Kami Dekhi,
CHAND Ki CHANDNI Me Kuch Nami Dekhi.

Udas Hokar Laut Aaye Hum Apne Ghar,
Jab Mehfil Apki Gairon Se Sazi Dekhi

4U

Apni Hr Sans Me Aabad Kiya He Tumko,
Mere Sathi Bahut YAd Kiya He Tumko.

Meri Zindgi Me Tum Nhi To Kuch B Nhi,
Humne Is Kadar Pyar Kiya He Tumko

4U

Jab jab aapse milne ki umid nazar ayi,
Mere pav me janjir nazar ayi.

Gir pade aasun aakhon se,
or Har ek aasun mai
aapki tasvir najar aayi...

4U

Udas tuje dekhne se pehle ye ankhe na rhe,
Khfa ho tu mujse to Ye sanse n rahe.
Agar gm hi Du tuje,
To teri Zindgi me Hm kya hamari Yade B n rahe

18+

Jab se I-pill market mein aayi hai;

condom ki sell 70% tak gir gayi h,

abortion 90% tak gir gaye h.

Aur ladkiyan pehle se 200% gir gayi hain.

4U

Meri mohabbat ko chahe dhoka de,
Me tujse koi shikawa na karunga.

Rehti hai dil me tasvir teri,
Sari umar usiki hifajat karta rahunga..!!!

18+

College girls: Jab hum aapas mein gandi baatein karte hain to ladkon ke KAAN khade ho jaatey hain.
Boys: Achha to tum log usko KAAN kehte ho..??

18+

: : : Teacher : : :

What is the difference between six n sex?

Student:Ball uthake upar mare to SIX!

Aur,

Ball dabake niche mare to SEX!

18+

Similaritiz b/w Tongue & PENIS.
Both r boneless
Difficult 2 Control
Can Fire & Spit
Wants to taste diferent items
UNSTOPPABLE wen Started.

18+

Why boys walk faster than girls
&
Girls talk more than boys ?

Because

boys have 1 extra leg
&
girls have 1 extra mouth..

18+

#

Gareebi kya hai?
?
?
Jab 1 ladki 2 rupye me kiss karne ko taiyaar ho....
?
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Aur
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?
?
?
Tumhare paas sirf 1 rupaya ho.

18+

Girl-Aur Ander Thoda Left,Aur Toda Left
Boy-Oye Tu Chudva Rhi He Ya Loda Parking Me Lagva Rhi He.

Dono Taraf Do Kanjus Baith he

Udhar Aap Majbur Baithe He
Idhar Hum Majbur Baithe He
Baat Ho bhi To Kese
Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjus Baith he

18+

Mera number change ho gaya hai.
.

.

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Underwear ka.
Agar purani tuze chahiye to le jana
Pagal sharmana mat
tu to Apna Bhai Hai

Santa:

1 Rat 1 Chor Snta Ghar Ghus Gya Aur Bola
SONA Kha He
S-Ullu K Pathe
Pura Ghar Khali he Kahi B Soja

Santa Banta:

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India
14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate

Santa:

Santa ne bus me 1ladki ko ched dia
Ladki:Tere ghar me maa behan nahi hE kya?

Santa:Kya pata
mE to subah se ghar se bahar hu

Wah Wah!!

Arz hE

Aap Hamare diL me Base ho

Wah wah

Aap Hamare diL me Base ho

Wah wah

Thoda Side me Ho jao
SaaNs Lene waLi Pipe me fase ho

4U

GALTI meri THI,
Jo CHAND ko APNA samajh BETHA.

Me uske KABIL nahi YE mujko SAMAJHNA chahiye THA,
or me PAGAL usko apni TAQDIR samajh betha...

4U

Usko Har Waqt Muje Chahna Hoga,
Mere Pyar Ko Umar Bhar Nibhana Hoga.

Is Janam Ki Baat Chodo Yaar,
Har Janam Me Usko Mere Liye Laut Ke Aana Hoga..

4U

UTAR aayi RAAT andhera ho gaya
1aur DIN apse MILE bina pura HO gaya
Har PAL apki YAAD aayi to LAGA aisa
jaise chand CHANDNI k bina ADHURA ho gaya.

18+

A Girl with abnormally big bubs goes to a Bra shop
shows her bubs and asks the salesman: Is there
anything for this?
Salesman: Only my mouth

4U

Bichadte hue yad de jayenge,
sone se pehle 1 khwab de jaynge,
tumhe gila h ki hum baat nhi krte,
pr saans rukne se pehle hr jawab de jayenge

18+

BABA FATI mandir me Matha tekne k liye jhuka. 1andhe ne uski gand ko gulak samajkar 1rupya dal diya.Baba ghum k bola"GHANTI B BAJA LE MADARCHOD"

18+

S0N: Dad ApKo To Cancer He,To Ap Sab Ko AIDS Q Kaha?
Dad:TaKi Mrne Ke Baad Tere Maa Ko Koi Hath Na Lagaye..

18+

Boy:BUS Male Hoti Hai Ya Female?
GIRL:Female,
Kyoki Hr Koi Is Par Chadta H
BOY: Parr Wo Pregnant Kyo Nai Hoti?
GIRL: Kyuki Sab Piche se chadte h

18+

SardrJi Ne Amlet Banane K Liye Anda Toda
to Dekha Anda EkDam Khali Tha
Srdar Bola IsKi Maa Ka Bhosda: AajKal Murge Bhi Condom Pahanne Lage

18+

Sardar sees front
side of a girls T-Shirt
that reads: HANDLE WITH CARE.

Next day sardar wears jeans and
writes: CANDLE WITH HAIR!

18+

Ladkiya PANT K Niche Kya Pehnti H

Socho

Sochte Raho

Dirty Mind

Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti H

Niche Pucha,
Andar Nahi Pucha Tha

18+

Ishq K Sahare Jiya Nhi Krte

Gum K Pyalo Ko Piya Nhi Krte

Kuch Dost BHOSDIKE Aise B Hote He

Jinke GAND Me Ungli Na Karo To Wo Yad Kia Nhi Krte

4 U

Meri ANKHE B 1 DIN Mujse Ye Keh Dengi,
KHWAB Uska Na dekha karo
Humse Ab Aur ROYA Nahi jata.

18+

Agar Himmat Hai Aur Mard Ho To Sirf Yes Ya No Mei Jawab Do:

Kutte Ne Kal Raat Ko Sote Hue Tumhari GAND Mar Li.

Batao
Tumhe Pata Challa ??

4 U

Pyar me ye kaisa tohfa diya,
Mujhko gum ne patthar bana diya.

Teri yaado me kat gayi umar hamari,
Sirf kehta raha k tujhko kab ka bhula diya...